The vet called. I posted things for sale. Mortgages.

It seems like it's more of a challenge than I thought. I need to print out anything regarding pet health regulations, then make an appointment to bring both animals in to see him. He fills out some papers, then has to send them to a Federal clearinghouse which then reviews, approves and issues that actual certificate. He said it could take up to 90 days... This could be a real problem.

I sent up a list of all things for sale on craigslist, cwnetwork (Chicago Women), and asklizryanchicago. The list was far longer than expected:

MOVING OVERSEAS - Everything Must Go. Prices are negotiable - Cash Only:

Sony Trinitron Flat Screen TV WEGA Model KV-24FS100 with Manual
2 Smaller TVs
Linksys Cable Modem
Linksys Wireless Hub
Computer Speakers
Micsellaneous Computer Parts from Dell - hard drives,
Wrought Iron DVD storage
Wrought Iron CD storage
CDs & DVDs
Kitchen Pots & Pans
Toaster
Krups Coffee Machine
3 Collapsible Black Wire Storage Units
2 Wrought Iron Collapsible Ateliers
1 Wrought Iron Butterfly Chair with Beige Leather Cover
Brand New Bosch Gas Dryer with installation kit (Still in package)
Older GE Washer
Sharper Image Steam Wizard Handheld Steamer #SM240 with manual
Sharper Image Deep Kneading Massage Cushion for Chairs and Car Seats
Sharper Image Emergency Radio & Spotlight #YW631 - uses solar power, hand crank and/or batteries. with Manual
New Bosch Dishwasher (Must disassemble)
Large Entertainment Center in fair condition
Blue & White Dansk Dishware and Serving Pieces
Dansk Champagne Flutes (utility - not crystal)
Dansk Teak Carving Platter
New GE Microwave with Manual
Lots of video tapes
Iron & Ironing Board
Twin Size Futon & Black Metal Frame Comes with Beige Couch Cover (For use when the futon is setup as a couch)
2 Broken Black Metal Full Size Futon Frames (I think they're out of square) with Futons
2 Gunmetal Grey Couch Covers for Use with Standard Full Size Futon.
2 Black Fabric Futon Cover for Full Size Futon
Large Ex-Pen for Large Dog
12" Head of Buddha - Silver tone
Candles & Candlesticks
Sprint Compatible Treo Phone
Sprint Compatible Camera Phone
Office Supplies
Secretary Chair with Black Seat and Leopard Fabric Back (looks cooler than it sounds
4 light wood storage cubes, 3 with drawers, 1 with shelves
7 dark wood storage cubes, 2 with drawers, 1 with door, 4 with shelves
(Take all 7 and we'll give you two matching wider, deeper storage cubes for free)
2 Sony Playstation 2 consoles, one with DVD software (both are loaded with it already). have one Manual and original box, DVD Remote control
Some Playstation Games
Playstation EyeToy Accessory
2 Playstation Memory Cards
2 Plastic 3-Drawer Storage Units on Casters
Some Playstation Games
Unusual Board Games
About 1,000 Books - Decorating, Cookbooks, Architecture, Art, Reference, Culture, Literature (Classics, not NYT Bestsellers), Poetry, Philosophy & Eastern Religion)
Vintage Leather Luggage, one with shoe storage fair condition
Black Desk Lamp
Brushed Steel Torchier
Small Wood Desk fair condition
3 Cheap Bookcases 6'
Hand Tools, Screws, Nails, etc.There's everything from electrical to plumbing stuff.
Electric Drill
Vintage Skateboard Missing a Wheel
Lots and lots of Paint and tools.
Vintage Christmas Tree Decorations (from 30's 40's & 50's) plus some new unusual ones.
Hamilton Beach Emmie Food Processor
Yan Can Cook Electric Wok with Accessories
Bodum White Plastic Electric Mini-Kettle with Manual
Medium Brown Leather Ottoman
Dartboard
Stackable Black Storage Crates with Angled Opening
Blue Chest of Drawers Sized for a Child's Room
Chrome Bath Parts: hand towel ring, towel bar, shelving unit, toilet paper holder, soap holder, toothbrush holder, 3" x 6" oval holder for other items (probably had 2 glass bottles in it...)
Yellow Ceramic Bath Parts: Soap Dispenser, Soap Holder
Electric Drill
Foldable Footstool (2 steps)
6-foot ladder (plastic and metal)
Small Cooler
4-man Camping Tent
Sleeping Bag
White Ladies' Schwinn 10 Speed Touring Bike
Red Boys Mongoose Flatspin Next Bike with Front and Back Pegs with Manual
Men's Mountain Bike
(If you buy all three bikes, we'll throw in a cable lock, Schwinn 16 function mini-tool, tire sealant,helmet and whatever else we have for the bikes.)
JVC GR-SV3 Compact VHS Recorder with user manual and battery

I didn't realize how much stuff I had. And these are just the big things.

I think I will have to allow the mortgage companies to foreclose on my townhouse. I am pretty much out of cash until I sell this stuff. Freelance work isn't coming in, except for one small project, so I don't have much of a choice.